Saturday, March 5, 2011

Does tanking size matters ?


Her silver nappy


Yes, these are the same pants
But they kinda look like  a silver nappy. * ducks as gnome people throw things at me.
I did try and get them on my Tauren Warrioress just because I could,  but getting 3 warriors in a run and some bad luck with the drop meant 5 runs and no sexy pants for her.  It’s probably a good thing because I just would have posted more cow crack.
It’s terrible I treat my toons so.
As much as I love charging around with my little gnome tank,  it feels more like a zip then a charge.  Let me zip on over to that mob,  and zip on over here,  and it doesn’t really help that each time she gets hit she squeaks like a little mouse, and as a tank she is squeaking alot.
The Melee dps Step on me.
So overall ,  I do not feel like  a tank, and I think that’s important.  When I face down a massive boss,  I don’t want to be ankle biting at them, picking at their toenails with my sword. It’s a bit hard acting like you know what your doing when you look so passive, and innocent.
I want my roar to be real, and guttural.
My armour looks kinda wonky as well.  One boot is higher then the other,  one shoulder is higher then the other.  She looks lopsided in general, and now I sound like I am picking on gnomes.
She is cute to play, but I do not feel like  a tank.
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18 comments:

  1. I don't believe it does although having a big tank is much more cool

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  2. Haha, no size doesn't matter at all... at least in WoW

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  3. Yeah, a BIG tank looks more like... a tank. :P

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  4. Of course size does matter. Gnomes are the best tanks/healers/dps/EVERYTHING in all of WoW. Nothing can beat the awesomeness that is a gnome.

    Gnome warrior? Ball-o-fury?
    Gnome rogue? Even when the person does get hit, the gnome is too small to see.
    Gnome Mage? Little thing in the kitchen making food and portals. Feels good man.
    Gnome Lock? Controls demons twice his/her size without breaking a sweat!
    Gnome Priest? The perfect little pocket healer that can actually fit in your pocket!
    So you see, gnomes are the best.

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  5. Back in BC my maintank was a male gnome warrior. Fun stuff. lol

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  6. i miss WOW.
    I was a healer not a tank so you tell me.

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  7. Je ne parle pas Francais and that's about all I remember from two years in high school.

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  8. Gnomes make the best tanks imo. =D

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  9. I wanna play wow again... Followed!
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  10. i think im going to play some WoW right now

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  11. she looks funny. hehe.

    dont be a stranger!

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  12. Je ne penses pas vraiment que la taille compte.. ^^

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  13. she kinda looks like that midget pornstar, bridget the midget, or bridget the midget warrior in this case

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